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Just threw this together. Got bored. The usual.




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Another reason why not to let the black vallet drivers park your car .


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Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers......

10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.


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Oh that is priceless .


You know the sad thing though, NASCAR is the fastest growing sport in this nation, and sadly will eventually expand to Canada or even Illegal land .


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I've said it twice already, but it seems aproppriate to post thrice.


Non-
Athletic
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You know the really sad part is that Mom really likes that sh**, and denies it up and down and say's no it's not a redneck sport, but an episode of 60 Minutes did a thing on NASCAR, and all of the fans they interviewed were moonshine drinking rednecks from you guessed it: The South.


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