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kannibalkaney


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2000 posts kids, bow down to my greatness


would you like to coat a hot chick in squeeze cheese and lick it all off of her?


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Jena Runner


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do alot of people go through a fase where they are really clumsy and/or get hurt alot? cause it seems like im always the one getting hurt or dropping something or doing something wrong so is it just me or is it just a fase?

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Riku


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You know Jena I think the same for myself at times .


Hey Snake why do you think that some people have darker/lighter personalitities than others?


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People DEFINATELY go through a clumsy stage. It's all part of that little thing we call growing up. As your body matures, you get taller, your bones expand, etc. This often makes you become 'clumsy' for a period of 3-6 years.

The trouble is that people just never get over that clumsiness.



And I think it's possible for people to have 'light' and 'dark' personalities, so to say. I mean, some people get kicks out of mass-slaughtering ethnic groups (coughHitlercough) and I wouldn't exactly call that a 'light' personality.

It's kinda up to you to discern what is 'light' and 'dark', although that's my basic thoughts on the subject.

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Riku


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Essentially you're saying that it's subjective.  Well I guess for myself I wouldn't mind getting out of the dark side myself.  It's a little dreary there.


 


Now, I'm not talking about myself, but what would you say to a person who is afraid of getting into a relationship?


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I would say that that's their business. But I would also say that they'll NEVER get anywhere if they're too afraid to try.

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Ok, here's another question for ya, Snake.


Have you heard anything about those rumors about Raiden dying in MGS4? (I guess they figure the fans won't miss him. They're probably right.)



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Riku


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Why does Nintendo have to change the name of their next system?


 


I thought that the Revolution was a good name.


 


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Well, here's my thoughts (and hopes) on the subject.


When Nintendo announced the name 'Wii', what did you do? Chances are you went and told some friends because of the retardedness of the name. Once you told them, they probably passed the news on to other friends, etc.

So, all of your friends know about the Wii. People who haven't been interested in the system may begin to look into it as their curiosity about the name gets the best of them. They start seeing some features, find out about pricing, etc., and think "Hey...this thing looks pretty cool."

So there it is. Nintendo has spread their new system through the world with a strange name. People who normally wouldn't care about video games start looking into the system, and it goes from there.

Honestly, it's looking like a clever marketing ploy to me. To add to this, the name 'Wii' hasn't been registered for a trademark by Nintendo or any other company. I'm hoping that at E3 they'll announce a REAL name. But that's my thoughts behind the Wii.

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I see your point Snake .


Should I cut my finger nails?


I've let them grow longer than normal, and I trying to see how long it is till they drive me crazy with the longiness .


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I keep mine cut at the normal length (for males)...so sure, have at em.

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Right, so what do you think about the Raiden thing?

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The Raiden thing, like in general?

I've seen too much of Raiden...he should die for making me have burnt in images in my eyes.

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Pardon me, but I know absolutely nothing about Metal Gear Solid so what's up with Raiden and stuff?


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Okay, first thing about Raiden. They MAKE you be him in Metal Gear Solid 2, and people WANTED to be Solid Snake. Not good to forcefully make you play as someone you don't want to.

Second thing is that Raiden is a wuss. He whines constantly and has a whole melodramatic soap opera going on with his supposed girlfriend over the radio pretty much the entire game. I mean, you're in a base of terrorists...arguing with your girlfriend. What the heck?

Third, *spoilers*

Raiden gets captured later on in the game, like Snake in the original. Except for one thing...the terrorists, for some reason, completely strip Raiden. As in completely naked. To make matters worse, you have to run around as him in this state...with nothing but his hands covering his crotch. NOT fun.

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I could write an entire encyclopedia as to why you should hate Raiden without even playing the game, but since this is Snake's thread, I'll leave it to him.

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Okay that's just messed up .  It's almost as bad as running around in the semi-buff in Fable with your little Union Jack briefs I might add.


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NO! It's worse! Oh, so much worse.....

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Please enter all comments in the form of a question.

Come on...I gotta have SOMETHING to answer...

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Now you said this happens in MGS2 right,  I think that's the one I own, but haven't played yet .


Now I'm not sure I wanna play it, but I don't know...I'm confused now.


Rebooting Windows Kaney Edition.


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Oh, right. Sorry.


Okay....if you had to either play as Raiden naked throughout the whole game or play as SNake naked, which would you do?



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Riku


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I haven't played it yet so I don't have the first clue


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I shall use a loophole and say that I would play as Snake...Naked Snake, that is.

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I'll answer that when I become more affluent in that game series   Until then I'll just say "Ditto"


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Snake wrote:

I shall use a loophole and say that I would play as Snake...Naked Snake, that is.

No MGS3 loopholes.


I'll ask you in a more profound light.


If you had to pick between playing MGS2 while your character was naked for the whole game and HAD to take his hands away from his crotch to shoot weapons and every time you moved or fired your weapon, his hairy genitals would sway to and fro in a nauseating, yet disturbingly hypnotic fashion, who would you rather play as, Snake or Raiden?



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Riku


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Well that goes into more detail than I would have wanted, but I guess for me I would mod the game so it looked like Cloud if that was the case


I can't believe I just said that...Just chock that up to being 23:53 and I'm like outta my mind right now .


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If I was forced to play as either Snake or Raiden naked...I'd just skip the game. I'm not THAT fond of Metal Gear.

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Same here, but if you HAD TO?


Which would it be? The agonizing sight of a sissy-man running around with a wig while holding his crotch, unless he has a gun? Or the hideous, scarring sensations of a 40+ year old man with a mullet scampering through the Big Shell with his old, hairy nuts slapping against his veiny legs as he ran and fired his weapon?



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If I had to, I would probably play as Snake. However, I wouldn't make it very far, as my eyes would be closed as I played.

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There. Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?


Do you think Solid Snake suffers from E.D.? If so, then it's time for a name change.



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