SNAKES ON A PLANE!

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

RE: SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Snake · Moderator

Mitch: To the YMCA thing and other Fable stuff - Yep, I noticed all of that. I thought it was kinda shoddy (the logos and crap, not the YMCA. That was funny). And to your PS, no, the Holy Warrior Helm is the only Bright Plate helmet.

KK: I've actually never read any form of fan-fic, believe it or not. I take the stories given to me from games and movie (I would say anime, but since I don't watch it, I won't) and go with that. I'd rather read something with original characters, quite honestly.

That being said, the only 'pairings' I go with is the pairings that the developers themselves lay out.

Mitch · Moderator

Real quick, what do you mean by "shoddy"?

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

fair enough

personally i like the ones i stated earlier

well let's see next question

do you like long walks on the beach sipping pina coladas

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Mitch wrote:

Real quick, what do you mean by "shoddy"?

Shoddy - 1. Made of or containing inferior material.
2.
1. Of poor quality or craft.
2. Rundown; shabby.
3. Dishonest or reprehensible: shoddy business practices.
4. Conspicuously and cheaply imitative.

Basically, spamming your company's logo as a form of 'new content' was a poor quality, reprehensible addition to a so-called 'complete' version of the the game.

And I do like walking on un-crowded beaches. However, I didn't really care for the taste of the alcohol in a daquiri I tasted a while back, so unless it was a virgin pina colada, I probably wouldn't care for it.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

do you like star trek (tos, tng, ds9, voy, ent) and if so what is your favorite episode?

mine's all good things from tng because it deals with one of my favorite things a temporal discontinuity paradox alongside of something called anti-time

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

I liked the original Star Trek series a lot when I was a kid. I still like to watch some episodes, because of the sheer corniness of it all (course, it doesn't hold a stick to the voice acting in the original RE, at least Star Trek had pretty good actors).

The Next Generation was OKAY and had a couple of good movies, but I never lost sleep over it (or any Star Trek, for that matter). Picard wasn't a very good fighter, though.

As for the others, I've never seen them and I probably won't any time soon. I usually stick to more 'realistic' stuff.

Oh, and my favorite episode? All I remember was that the team with Spock was stranded on a planet on a shuttle or something, and these hairy guys kept spearing the team. That episode was pretty cool.

-- Edited by Snake at 22:49, 2006-03-18

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

that was a good episode

you have to see ds9 for the dominion war because man the federation almost had their a**es handed to them actually star trek may not be so far fetched because a lot of their treknology has gained some favor with some scientists in the real world

what's your opinion of stargate?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

I've only seen a few minutes of Stargate, and I can't say I was very interested. One of them had MacGyver at a pyramid thing where he gets zapped after looking into this little hole thing then these ships shoot at them. The other was a group of weird looking people in some drill vehicle thing that (of course) gets broke.

I haven't watched enough to form a valid opinion, but I don't think it's really my cup of tea.

Mitch · Moderator

So, which would you prefer? Your Pina Colada that has never felt given itself to another, or getting caught in the rain?

Worst Case Scenario for Pina Colada: The drink was prepared by a Polish tea merchant, who for some Polish religious reason includes pig urine as a neccessary ingredient. You drink it in the presence of an attractive girl at a social function who has been talking with you all night and enjoying everything you say to her, and she hasn't even been drinking. The pig urine reaches your stomach, making you heave heavily. The girl places her hand on your shoulder, asking if there is anything wrong, to which you simply reply by releasing you bodily fluids all over her as you scream profanities. Pig urine and all. She runs away screaming. You acknowledge all who remain in the room with you by waving and saying "Well, it's been fun. I'll see you around." You then leave the party hoping that you can explain everything to the girl later, but you just can't seem to face her after that.

Worst Case Scenario for Getting Caught in the Rain: You catch pneumonia and have to go to therapy for a year, possibly more depending on how bad it is.

Snake · Moderator

Throw me the pneumonia, I would be pissed if I barfed on a girl.

And for the earlier 'jerked chicken' question, this may be helpful:

"JERK: This method of cooking pork and chicken dates back to the Carib-Arawak Indians who inhabited Jamaica. After capturing an animal and thoroughly cleaning and gutting it, the Indians placed it in a deep pit lined with stones and covered with green wood, which, when burned, would smoke heavily and add to the flavor. But first, the carcass was "jerked" with a sharp object to make holes, which were stuffed with a variety of spices. The holes also allowed heat to escape without loss of moisture."

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

so that's what jerked means because i've wondered that since me and mom saw a billboard for a place called tradewinds that said "we jerk chickens"

what's your least favorite game ever?

mine, well i'll get back to you on that while i ponder

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Least favorite game? 'The Great Escape' without a doubt. Three hours of mindless boredom with voices pulled from a 60's movie.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

i've never heard of that game so i'll take your word for it.

my least favorite game in recent years would without a be gta, yes it's fun, but you can only kill so many cops, and do so much illegal activities so yeah plus the games haven't changed hardly any since gta:3

favorite position?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Favorite position: Sitting on my chair with some pizza, my Gamecube, my laptop, my phone, and a friend over.

Favorite sex position? Now that's an entirely different matter.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

on top

Artist: Lustra Lyrics
Song: Scotty Doesn't Know Lyrics

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

[Chant] Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
[Chant] Scotty's gotta go!

you like the movie eurotrip?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Never seen it. It must be popular though, you're like the fifth person who's asked that.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

oh dear god, you have to see this movie man, its hilarious.

movies that you must see in your lifetime

eurotrip, napoleon dynamite, soylent green, 2001: a space odyssey, dr. strangelove, full metal jacket.

if you see those movies snake you'll finally be able to see my humor in life atleast see soylent green, full metal jacket, and dr. strangelove because those movies are just crazy.

dr. stangelove also has a second title: how i quit worrying and learned to love the bomb

now at least tell me that you've seen not another teen movie, and the three scary movies

if not then what movies have you seen?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

I've seen Not Another Teen Movie, it had it's good places, but overall it was kinda 'meh'.

I've seen Scary Movie 3 and most of 2, but I haven't seen the original.

Other than that, I've seen a lot of movies, but I can't remember them all.

As far as movies go, I would recommend seeing the Pink Panther that's in theatres now. That's the hardest I've laughed at a movie, ever.

Mitch · Moderator

Oh, yes, you've seen "Not Another Teen Movie" all right. I'm sure the memory of the purchase will remain with you for all time.

Snake · Moderator

Oh, believe me, it will.

I still get angry just thinking about it...

*loud, annoying voice* "CHRIS, THAT MOVIE HAS NUDITY!"

*store is silent, while cashier turns red*

"Sir...I'm gonna need to see some ID..."

That evil, evil woman.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

ah i don't know, i'm a fan of the old peter sellers pink panther movies, and i don't know how i would go for steve martin

what's your favorite song?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

It depends. I listen to a bunch of stuff, but at the moment I would have to say "Feuer Frei" by Rammstein.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

yeah that is a good song

my favorite is invisible wounds by: fear factory

if you could be an anime and/or video game character who and why would you be that character?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Toughy.

I'd have to go with A) Leon from RE4 (without the corny one-liners, and with a different hair-cut), B) Solid Snake (without the retarded mini-games and 'must kill everything' attitude), or C) Master Chief (the armor rocks, what more do you need?)

Because: A) Leon has some serious arse-kicking ability, and is good with any weapon thrown at him, B) Snake has a cool voice, is very sneaky, tough, and has a mullet (it apparently made MacGyver cool), and C) I love that freaking armor.

-- Edited by Snake at 23:49, 2006-03-18

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 18, 2006

lightside male revan from kotor, mainly because of the whole chosen one kind of thing that goes along with star wars

justin from the game grandia because i've always like the chance of going on an adventure and being able to see it through the innocent eyes of a child

sesshoumaru from inuyasha, i'd be different than sesshy in the show, but i'd still have a lot of his personality traits

favorite game chick?

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Mind if I have two?

A) Tifa from FF7 - I don't know why, I've just always liked her. I just wish they would hav proportioned her 'assets' a bit smaller.

B) Ada from RE4 - Again, I don't know why, I just liked her personality. That, and she gets a pretty awesome shotgun in Seperate Ways.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 19, 2006

ah hell i don't care if you have fifty

elly from xenogears because she is the soul mate to your main character for several reasons. it'd take me an hour to type out the who romance thingy in that game so just take my word for it

miriya from robotech, ironically enough she would be one of the fictional characters that i would be just for the whole zentraedi pride thingy

female lightside revan i would love to be the male revan and have the female revan to myself so i could effectively f myself

what was your favorite halo novel if you read them, mine was the third novel first strike

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Halo: The Flood

It covered the events of the game in detail, so I had more knowledge about what was going on.

Besides, I don't really care what was happening with the other Spartans. If they aren't gonna show them in the game, what's the point in mentioning them?

Mitch · Moderator

Now, I know this is Snake's thread, but I couldn't resist.....

YUFFIE AND TRON FOR THE WIN!!!!!1