Give Me Your Beef - With Mitch

Mitch · Moderator

Give Me Your Beef - With Mitch

Mitch · Moderator

kannibalkaney wrote:

well mitch i'm enjoying masturbating to images of you, and i need help controlling my urges. what do you suggest? kannibalkaney

Well, there's nothing wrong with fapping to pictures of me, although I do wonder how you got them. I thought for sure those nude pix I made never left my hard drive....

As for how you want to stop, that is entirely up to you. A popular way is to go to www.gurochan.net. After that, you won't be able to maturbate again without some serious therapy.

And shock therapy is never out of the question. Although I'd appreciate it if you stayed off of my hard drive from now on.

Mitch · Moderator

Jena Runner wrote:

I just got bit by a rabid dog what should?

Get thee to a doctor. Next question.

Mitch · Moderator

kannibalkaney wrote:

my ass hurts from being pounded so much, what should i do? kannibalkaney

That depends entirely upon what you mean by "pounded."

If your ass keeps getting pounded by bullies, like, say on the playground at Elementary School, then you should go tell the teacher....and then wash your mouth out with soap for using such naughty language.

If your ass keeps getting pounded by someone who for no apparent reason likes to go up to people and pound on their asses with his fists, then trun around, punch him and then pound him ass cheeks the same way he did yours.

If you mean that your ass hurts from abundant anal sex from a homosexual partner, inform him that there are other ways to do that. Try oral. It may also be fun to switch positions and be the giver for a while. Enjoy your AIDS.

Mitch · Moderator

kannibalkaney wrote:

have you ever saw a grown man naked, and have you ever watched movies about gladiators? kannibalkaney

Tuesday nights.

Mitch · Moderator

kannibalkaney wrote:

why do you delete my posts, and everyone elses in this thread when answering quetions and reducing our post counts instead of just posting under them, because i'm very proud of my post count kannibalkaney

1.) That's the way Mura does it and it works. Plus, it gives it a sort of "Dear Abby" feel, so it's professional.

2.) This isn't here to up your post count. Besides, your post count is high enough, and thats nothing to be proud of. Your posts are getting shorter and shorter and are starting to remind me of Johar, anyway.

3.) Because Chuck Norris told me to.

Mitch · Moderator

Aerith Gainsborough wrote:

Which came first? The Chicken, the egg, or the monster living under my bed

1.) Chicken.

2.) Monster

3.) Egg

Mitch · Moderator

kannibalkaney wrote:

okay mitch, i really need your help on this one what would be the best way(s) to conceal a murder? kannibalkaney

I noticed that you asked this question to Mura earlier, and quite frankly, I'm surprised that people don't get away with this more often. I mean, I've watched shows like CSI a lot, and these shows pretty much tell you how to get away with murder.

First, you have to make sure there are no fingerprints. Wear gloves during the murder. Make sure your sweat, hair, dead skin and semen do not escape either.

Next, make sure you hide the murder weapon. *DO NOT KILL YOUR VICTIM THROUGH STRANGULATION! TOO MESSY. THEY COULD EASILY MATCH UP YOUR HANDPRINTS.* If you use a gun, disassemble the gun and scatter the pieces.

Now, for the body. Most people bury it or throw it in a river Scott Peterson-style. Well, as you can probably remember, this is a mistake Mr. Peterson won't live to regret.

I actually did some research on this just for you, Kaney, and here's what I've learned from the "professionals."

Just put the body in a bathtub filled with Bleach. This will take care of the flesh, bones, organs, and any ejaculate you may have inserted into it when and if you raped it prior to putting it in the tub, so feel free to do this. The only downside is, the process takes a while. Possibly days. If you can elude the police for that long, all your troubles with.....go down the drain....so to speak.

Mitch · Moderator

kannibalkaney wrote:

wow, bleach that's all it takes to "flush" away my problems down the tub thanks mitch, now i can begin my career as a cereal rapist/killer okay next question: why do doughnuts glaze over cops' eyes? kannibalkaney

Ah, good question. Actually, no one knows for sure why this is. Some hypothesize that policemen just like the smell of donuts. It is for this reason, a brand of cologne that smells like donuts has been issued to police officers who want it. Probably so they won't have to stop doing their jobs for the smell of fresh donuts.

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How inspirational it is.....seeing people who are supposed to be role models for the American citizen gorging themselves every time they pass by a Krispy Kreme.

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kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 8, 2006

how true that is

okay next question, how many wetbacks can you fit in a ford pinto?

kannibalkaney

Aerith Gainsborough · Adoring Fan

Okay well can you explain how a person can like peanut butter? I just don't understand how a person can eat that stuff

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kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 13, 2006

hey mitch what is your favorite flavor of anal lube? mine is cherry

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Fuck this ****. It's not worth deleting posts after I reply, so forget it. Everybody's happy.

On to the questions.

Peanut butter. It's good. Made from peanuts, so you can't go wrong. I mean, who wants to eat a jelly sandwich?

You can fit 54 wetbacks into a pinto. 2 in the back seat, 2 in the front seats and 50 in the ashtray.....oh, wait, that's Jews. Nevermind.

Anal Lube? Never tried it. I'm assuming you have, since you have a favorite flavor.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 25, 2006

well mitch a tube of anal lube will last you and your partner *hugs sesshoumaru* about four and half hours, but after that your're just left with spit and a promise

anyhoo next question:

do you spit or swallow

i swallow

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Neither, but a girl should swallow.

Snake · Moderator

Mitch wrote:

Fuck this ****...

Way to censor, man.

Mitch · Moderator

Heh, yeah, well....perhaps the filter's messed up.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 25, 2006

yeah women should swallow or snowball their lover

you know what i think is funny? how you can say any curse but f*** and sh**

what's your opinion on that one?

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

To answer your question, it's the filter. It's less filtered for moderators, so I can say ****....but not ****, apparently, which is weird, cause I think that **** is a bit higher on the profanity scale than **** is.

And, if I may ask, what does "Snowballing" mean again? Sorry, I'm a bit behind in my sexual terms.

EDIT: Okay, apparently, the filter caught that last one.

-- Edited by Mitch at 00:27, 2006-03-26

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 26, 2006

okay well prepare to be semi grossed out, but some people i know think that it's sexy, but anyhoo snowballing is when the girl or guy who is giving the guy/other guy a blowjob and well when he climaxes in his/her mouth, he/she kisses their lover sharing well you get the picture

now what's your opinion of that?

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Hmmm....strangely, the idea doesn't sound too bad. Not sure why, though. That's something I wouldn't be opposed to doing, I suppose. Then again, I've never tasted my own...uh....anyways, next question. Please.

kannibalkaney · Date: Mar 29, 2006

well i guess if i was with a girl then it wouldn't really matter

how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

One. Sexual affiliation has no bearing whatsoever with the ability to change lightbulbs.

Next question.

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

ok would working on the yearbook at school serve as a computer class

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 3, 2006

if your needing to take a computer class i'd just take keyboarding because it's and easy a

do you think that it'll take a terrorist nuclear attack that came out of the mexican or canadian border before this nation gets it's head outta its ass and tightens its borders?

personally i think that illegal immigrants should shot on site

kannibalkaney

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

not with mrs. gorman as a teacher it aint. she looses my work sometimes so i have a c when i should have at least a high b.

Mitch · Moderator

Yearbook counts as a computer class only if the school says so. You'd have to ask Dr. Marsh about that.

And yes, Kaney. Sadly, a nuclear (or "nukular" according to our current president) strike from either Mexico or Canada is what it's gonna take.

Although.....

There is a lot of talk nowadays about how we're supposed to deal with these illegal immigrants. It's not right to give them the same benefits as an American citizen, like healthcare.

Here's my unofficial, and not well thought out solution.....keep in mind, I'm still working out the details.

Okay, so people come across the border everyday. Some without us knowing. We can just send the ones we catch back (or shoot them, I don't care), but the ones that make it don't get access to our benefits without a greencard.

See? While they aren't legal, they're not people. If they come to our hospitals with a bullet-wound, we give them a band-aid and a boot in the ass. We barely have healthcare as it is. We can't waste it on beane...er...illegal immigrants.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 5, 2006

all i can say for illegal immigrants is be glad that i'm not in charge of your collective fates...be very glad

yeah give a couple o' years and we'll hear about another major city getting attacked with something other than an airliner

you could also take website design and learn some basic html for an easy computer credit, while html doesn't have the widespread uses such as the other lovely internet languages it's simple enough to get a high b or high a in that class

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Yes, yes, that's very nice.

Now, back to questions. That's what the thread is for.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 5, 2006

who is your favorite all time video game character?

kannibalkaney