i need prayer...

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 16, 2006

RE: i need prayer...

Snake · Moderator

ROFL....for some reason, that Star Trek thing makes me laugh uncontrollably...

Seriously, that dude needs help. I can understand wanting to do that...if you're five. Nineteen? Heck no, that's mental.

Mitch · Moderator

Heh...remember the good old days when we used to play around and pretend stuff. Heck, I remember once, a long time ago, we pretended that my computer room (which is now my bedroom, but we still have that old computer there) was some kind of space station and there were aliens or something trying to get in and the only way we could keep them out was by completing levels of that old game "Hover" (whatever happened to that game? I should look for it again.) to bring up force fields and lock hatches.

The sad thing is, as you have stated already, that he is 19. Now, I'll admit, pretending and stuff was really fun, but over time, you eventually outgrow that kind of thing. Apparently, some folks take longer than others. Does he not play video games or anything constructive like that? He needs some kind of diversion that is mentally stabalizing.

But yeah, just play along for now. If he gets too unruly, threaten to strand him on some remote planet. If he cries mutiny, it's time to call the boys in white. They'll take it from there.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 17, 2006

well now yes dallas does play video games, but as you can already guess what 90% of them are fps based games like halo. look just for a show of how pathetic dallas is, he plays so much that his mother for christ's sake took his xbox away from him on his 19th birthday because he had vegetated in front of it for nearly 36 hours straight.

now the last time i spent the night at his house he was playing doom 3 for xbox so yeah he was the marine from doom 3 and i was one of the surviving scientists from the mars base, and yes the federation, not the (whatever that company was in the game) was doomed unless we jerked a miracle out of our collective asses.

in fact he is so obsessive with video games that when right before graduation last year we had a halo party at his house, and his now ex-girlfriend was there. now at the time she was going to be moving to washington state in a few days, and even though we all (me, curtis, joseph (we call him stalin because he is a communist atheist ), thomas, and a few others) told him to spend some time with his girl, and that we could keep ourselves occupied with halo goodness for a while without him, he blatenly refused to set down his controller. his girlfriend remained upstairs with dallas's mom and sister.

now i know that i have plenty o' problems with myself i.e. depression, bipolarism, multiple personalities, and the like, but my god dallas is gonna kill me with captain picard meeting the flood.

now needless to say since it will only be me and him together alone for an entire night, i will invariably have to play multiple roles. i will end up being a fleet admiral who is a good guy giving out orders and guidence. a captain in starfleet with a starship that is involved with the plot, the villians, and yes some female character since dallas won't do the dirty work himself. i swear one day i will kill him for this...painfully. he will usually play a captain himself, fill in for the various other crew people, and be a few villians himself.

do you see my dylema. the only reason that i continue to do this for dallas is because he saved and covered for my ass about two years ago.

two years ago i got a call from an ex friend named justin linginfelter (can't spell). we had a nice conversation on the phone, and then he pops the question "kaney do you look at porn?" well me being the naive dumbass that i am said yes i do look at porn.

well first mistake was that i didn't hang up then and there dammit. well he asks me what kind do i look at. i replied asian porn and hentai. well then i make my second mistake: i ask him "what do you look at justin?"

justin says, "i look at tranny porn."

now here comes third mistake, "so justin are we talking girls trying to be guys or chicks with dicks?"

take a guess at what his reply to that was

well it was chicks with dicks, and so he continues to ask me if i would like to come over and check some of it out, and i make the excuss that mom was done with dinner, and hung up the phone for fearing that i would be anally raped by him.

so i call dallas on the phone immediately after hanging up on the phone so he says sure i can come over to his house that night. so i go to dallas's and he's playing some fps where he is a soldier trying to stop terrorists from nuking paris from the eifel tower. well he then asks me if i remember how we used to play star trek when we were younger, and i say yes. well at the time were like 17, and then he asks if i would like to play star trek. well he did give me a good reason not to go over to justin's house and i kinda owed him so half an hour later i was in full star trek getup and we aboard the u.s.s. bozeman galaxy class starship ready for a lovely evening.

okay that was a mouthfull

kannibalkaney

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

well I have one thing to say......I have done it again. Once again I have sprained my ankle except this time it was because I took to sharp a turn on my bike and I tried to catch myself and the bike on my foot as I felt myself start to fall but it didn't work. so guess what its sprained twistedf however you want to put it. Mitch seems to think that I'm not ok unless there's something wrong with me but I disagree with that, what do you all think?

Mitch · Moderator

You've been injured in some way ever since we started dating. If this keeps up, people are going to think I abuse you.

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

it was this way before we ever started dating. but in any case i dont think that they would because they know me better than that and they know that if i was in an abusive relationship that i would get out of it.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 30, 2006

see this is a reason that i haven't ridden a bike in like 6 years

of course i don't do too much as far as the outdoors activities, other than hanging out with aaron on fridays, i'm a recluse. i prefer to spend my time alone and to myself, even though i end up talking to myself in the second and third person. creepy huh?

anyhoos, not to get off on a tangent like i always do, but yeah you need to be more careful jena, i mean don't do things that would get you injured

oh and a piece of advice if you feel yourself falling, don't try to brace yourself, just fall because i've seen people break arms, legs, necks, and whatever other body parts you can break because they tried to stop the fall. learn to tuck and roll

okay guys a dallas update. i'm not only going to be getting together with him, but he has invited me to tag along with him to a star trek convention in early august (4-6) and i'm not sure if i should go and spend three days alone with him at a convention of scifi nerds that are even more nerdy than me

sharing a hotel room with dallas will probably mean playing star trek during the nights for three nights in a freaking roll. oh boy, should i fill my schedule and not be able to accompany him, or do i just say sure dallas i would like nothing more than to endure three days and nights worth of star trek vs. whatever

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Ok, Kaney. I'm not going to tell you to go or not go to this convention, but I think that on some level, you want to go.

I mean, why would you even go to this guy Dallas's house if he was just gonna torture you with Star Trek role playing anyways? Because he provided you with an excuse to avoid circle jerking with another guy to transexuals?

I've said this before, but let me be a bit clearer....

YOU

DON'T

OWE

THIS

GUY

ANYTHING.

If you want to role play Star Trek, that's fine. We won't judge you. Just say it. If not, then don't go to this guy's house and MOST DEFINETELY on't go to that convention. But whatever you do, do what you want.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 30, 2006

heh heh heh well i hate to admit it, but it is fun i can't believe i just said that.

kaney as fleet admiral buchanan: captain isn't that the uss bozeman orbiting that ring.

dallas as capt. morgan: yes admiral, but it hasn't answered any of our hails.

dallas as covenant elite onboard uss primavista: well humans that is one of the seven deadly rings that we have told you about

kaney as flt. adm. buchanan: well shouldn't we see if there are any crew on the surface of this ring?

kannibalkaney

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

Its not like I try to get hurt, honest. It just kinda happens. I guess I have something in my brain that makes me unable to have better judgement and makes me accident prone heck I dont know.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 30, 2006

just remember that bikes aren't friendly and shouldn't be ridden

i haven't really done much on the lines of outdoorsy stuff in a long time. maybe that isn't healthy, but hey.

kannibalkaney

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

Well see, I can't stand being cooped up in one place for too long I have to get outside and do something. Riding my bike is my favorite way to get excersise so thats what I usually do. In any case though this isn't the first time I've been hrt by doing somethuing stupid on a bike or just by riding one. For example:

(Oh, and before I go any farther....Mitch you might not want to read this part. I will have a summary at the end just for you cause I know how you are.)

One time I went out ridding my bike in the park. Well the day before there had been a bad storm and when I went riding the ground was still wet. Stupid me decided to ride down a hill and across a bridge that very wet. I started to go down it and I hit a really slippery spot, neadeless to say I ended up doing a number to my arm. there for awhile they, my grandparents, couldnt get it to stop bleading i mean it was gushing everywhere, they thought they were going to have to take me to the emergency room. in any case though once again lack of better judgement.

Also this one isn't a bike story but it involves a skooter and also me being stupid on a day that the pavements were wet. Anywho, me and an ex-friend went to the park to ride our skooters that day. we had just come down a hill supprisingly i didnt get hurt comming down the hill but o well back to the story. I was quit a ways ahead of him and he called my name i turn around while i'm doing at least 20 not even stopping first.again i fall getting a big gash in my arm, again. it bled really bad in fact it dripped all the way home but in any case same thing as befor they though they were going to have to take me to the emergency room or something cause they couldnt get it to stop bleeding. it took weeks for that thing to heal and i still have a scar from it.

(ok heres that little summary for mitch since he probably didnt read that part.)

from riding my bike down a hill while its wet i learned not to go down a hill while its wet unless you have your breaks on the whole time other wise you might fall over.

also from riding a skooter in the park and goinig 20 miles an hour and turning around to look at someone i learned that if someone behind me yells my name either yell back to them whgile still facing forward or stop to turn around and talk to them otherwise you might lose your ballance and skidd across the pavement.

hope i didnt put too much discription in there for you Mitch, if I did I am very sorry.

kannibalkaney · Date: Apr 30, 2006

a good reason why to never go outside

it's pretty bad when you step outside for the first time in like 4 weeks and have to shield your eyes from the sun on a cloudy day

kannibalkaney

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

the doctors might be changing my medicine cause my medicine that i am taking right now is working but its making the symptoms worse in a way. i know that sounds weird but it would take too long to explain.

Riku · I'm 40 and living with my mom...

Well hopefully your new medication will help and not make your symptoms any worse. I'm afraid that most of my medicinal knowledge is on how you can take this much of this painkiller to get this kind of trip, and this much of that kind of painkiller to get that kind of trip while watching something akin to "The Wizard of Oz."

Seriously hope you get better .

Riku

Jena Runner · Do you enjoy this?

I hope so cause I want to get better. I dont want to be this way any more. Anywho, finals are comming up too, so yea.

Riku · I'm 40 and living with my mom...

Well hopefully you'll do well . I think that you'll do fine Jena. I need to go over my trig stuff for Calc 1 part two .

Riku