He's legal, ladies!

Mitch · Moderator

He's legal, ladies!

Tsercaes Diov · I'm 40 and living with my mom...

Put your pants back on.

Snake · Moderator

Next month, when I turn 18, I plan to....do the exact same thing Ive been doing for the past three years. Go to school, go to work, come home, go to bed. Oh, and register for the draft. Being 18 is gonna suck.

Mitch · Moderator

Yeah, I had to register for the draft too. Let's just hope that they don't re-instate it.

kannibalkaney · Date: Sep 19, 2005

if they ever re-instate the draft i'm off to canada

i'm not fighting for that no good S.O.B. george bush

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

Hey now, it's great to voice your opinion, but keep the name calling out of it.

kannibalkaney · Date: Sep 20, 2005

sorry i won't make fun of canada again. w on the other hand, i was being nice when i called him a no good S.O.B.

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Well, I'm not exactly Bush's biggest fan either, but Ima hafta stand with Snake on this one.

Say, why don't you start an "I Hate Bush" thread.............in the Mature section.

Snake · Moderator

*Sigh* I'm not crazy about some of the stuff hes done, but why does everyone think that Bush is the worst thing ever? It pisses me off to see him get blamed for EVERYTHING. Sure, he's made a lot of mistakes. But how do we know that Kerry would have been Mr. Perfect? That's right, we don't. So instead of complaining about it, lets just accept it and move on.

Seriously people, Bush may be number one of your hate list, but there have been plenty of President's that have screwed us over A LOT worse.

Sorry, just had to rant a bit...not specifically at you, KK, just in general. Like I said, everyone is entitled to their opinion, I just wish they'd lay off of the Bush hating.

But that was off topic. Back to the matter at hand...Mitch is 18.

-- Edited by Snake at 16:40, 2005-09-20

Mitch · Moderator

Yes, back to the topic at hand, but before that, I'd like to clarify myself.

No, Bush isn't the worst thing to happen to America. And yes, I know Kerry may not have been "Mr. Perfect", but at this point, I don't care who's in office so long as it's not Bush.

My main thing is the economy. Gas prices are at an all-time high. Don't blame it on hurricane Katrina though, It's not ALL the hurricane's fault. I was listening to a live broadcast of this black guy who was in the hurricane. He was just screaming his head off at Bush to "get off your ******* asses and help out his people with the worst disaster in American history."

A woman who was sobbing histerically got on a few minutes later and wept as she asked, "Where are our American soldiers?"

That's when it hit me.......

"THEY'RE IN IRAQ, YOU FOOL!"

So keep in mind, that if Bush wasn't elected, we'd have been more prepared for stuff like this and we wouldn't be over in Iraq fighting a war we have no chance of winning.

And don't you think it's weird that George Bush (senior) fought against Saddam Hussein in the Gulf War, and George W. just HAPPENED to be the one to capture him? That's not right. Explain that and then tell me why we still need Bush.

Just a moment and we'll play "Just As I Am" and you can come to the altar.

Politics aren't my cup of tea, but I'm not so stupid that I can't tell when something is horribly wrong with our country.

Now, back to business.....

Yes, I am 18. And what an exciting age it is.......

kannibalkaney · Date: Sep 21, 2005

nicely done mitch, and by the way are gonna get laid now that yur 18

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Nah. I'm one of those "save it for marriage" kind of guys. I didn't pick that up from church or anything though. It's more like an "ultimate wedding present" type thing.

Note: This is a message to all people who for example may have picked up the no-sex-before-marriage idea from church or something.

I know several good Christian types who want to get married JUST to have sex.

I think Jeff Foxworthy said it best: "Getting married for sex is like buying your own commercial airliner so you can eat the little packets of peanuts."

There's a lot more stuff involved, but either way, I'm not ready to marry yet. When will I be? Whenever I set my mind to it..............which is whenever.

kannibalkaney · Date: Sep 22, 2005

well the sad thing is i'm almost 19 and i haven't been laid, lol, but yeah i agree with you mitch i think that i'll wait for marriage too, if you sleep around nowadays you don't know what you could get

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Yeah, I know. Nowadays all you have to do is ride on the same bus with people and BOOM!

Herpes.

Tsercaes Diov · I'm 40 and living with my mom...

Mitch wrote:

Yeah, I know. Nowadays all you have to do is ride on the same bus with people and BOOM!
Herpes.

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET YOU ASS!

>_>

Mitch · Moderator

Heh. Sorry. Were you planning on releasing a special strand of herpes to New York or something?

EDIT: Speaking of which, you know that the chicken pox is a form of herpes? Once you get the chicken pox, it doesn't come back..........as chicken pox. That's how old people get shingles.

The More You Know.

-- Edited by Mitch at 19:30, 2005-09-22

Tom · Adoring Fan

Whats up with the new look o the forum? lol And why is Ichigo from Bleach in there?

lol Well, anyway, about the draft, you aren't fighting for GW, you are fighting for your country! And if you run you don't deserve to call yourself a man.

kannibalkaney · Date: Sep 23, 2005

WELL, I'M NOT FIGHTING IN A GOD**** WAR FOR OIL!

you only thought you irritated me didn't you. i like making people sweat

but anyhow gw is a nazi

and america is headed down the crapper

kannibalkaney

Snake · Moderator

GW a nazi? That's just...whatever.

I'm not gonna argue anything, because A) I know it's pointless, and B) Arguments suck.

But I DO agree with Tom. You fight for your country, and if you run then you don't deserve freedom.

America has been heading down the crapper for a long time now, and it DIDN'T start with George Bush. It started before him. That's why there's patriots, people who will fight until the end for their country, even if they don't like the President.

Mitch · Moderator

I'll fight if I have to, but it doesn't matter. They won't be reinstating the draft anyway.

Snake · Moderator

Yeah, it's doubtful. But you always gotta be ready :)

Mitch · Moderator

Snake, through all the years I've known you, you strike me as the kind of guy who would kill a man no questions asked.

I would probably do the same.

If I was in the armed forces and my superior told me to kill someone..........

Well, here's a list of things that the average movie hero might do:

1.) Throw down his weapon.

2.) Shoot the ordering superior.

3.) Whine about God or something.

4.) Break down crying.

Here's a list of things I might do:

1.) BANG!

I don't know, you just strike me as that kind of guy. Not being judgemental or anything. I've just known you for a while and you've always been the military type. Always playing FPS's and whatnot. What do you think?

Snake · Moderator

I'd say you're probably right. There would be the moral conflict of killing a person, but it's necessary at times. I wouldn't look at it so much as I murdered a man as I saved myself and possibly others from death.

Mitch · Moderator

I thought so.

Anyways, I'd better pack up for Florida. I'll see you guys when I get back.

kannibalkaney · Date: Sep 23, 2005

true, but our buddy gw hasn't done anything to help the situation over the last 5 years.

your going to florida mitch?

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

I just got back.

And I wasted no time on getting back on here.

kannibalkaney · Date: Oct 6, 2005

did you enjoy it mitch? just went to school on my end, haven't been able to do too much

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

It was pretty fun. Glad to be back though.

And hey, could you give me more of a quote for that Capital Punishment private message? It's for a paper, you know. You don't have to actually belive the quote you give me. Just make it so that it looks good on a paper.

kannibalkaney · Date: Oct 6, 2005

yeah i usually like to get home from vacations myself so anyhow yeah i'll try to make it sound more professional and stuff, does it matter on length, is tomorrow alright because i've got home work tonight, and i'd need to sit down and think before i wrote something down

kannibalkaney

Mitch · Moderator

Yeah, that sounds good.

And I just need an opinion from an "activist". I know that technically you're not one, but you can just say you are. Try to make it sound like you are. Lie a bit if you have to. And you'd be doing me a favor if you made it lengthy, but I'm not asking you to do the entire report for me or anything.