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Murasume


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Date: Aug 17, 2005
RE: Random Quote Time
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Ok, this one hit me all of a sudden and I felt compelled to share it. It's kind of pushing the rules, but I think it is acceptable.


"You're starting to piss me off you lil' piggly sombitch! " -Old Guy on a Family Guy episode.


ROTFLMFAO!!!.....ha.....



-- Edited by Murasume at 23:07, 2005-08-17

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"Hey there. Been a while since I heard from the muscley-armed paperboy.


Guess who? It's me again! I'm just lonely....sittin' here waitin' for the muscley-armed paperboy to bring me some good news!


Where are ya?


(Mura's last quote)


Call me!"


-WHO IS THAT GUY!?!?!?!?!?



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Jena Runner


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" Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing wonder and awe- the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me."-----Immanuel Kant


Im not evactly sure what the last little bit about moral law means but ya.



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kannibalkaney


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what mura even remotely approaching the very idea of stretching the rules, or breaking them *faints and has heart attack*


"Make your lines thin and dark!" -Mike Patton


Those who didn't have drafting with ole' patton wouldn't get this one because you would have had to have been there


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Jena Runner


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" Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, wether you like it or not."----Thomas Huxley

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"Well Dr. Fumbles McStupid didn't do the calcualtions right or I wouldn't have her mind in my head too!" -Dr. Rodney Mckay (David Hewlett) Stargate Atlantis


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Mitch


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We now bring you a scene from Conker's Bad Fur Day.


(Booming voice)


Conker!  CONKER! Yes, you, boy! You're dead! Dead as a Dodo! Deader than a-(Megaphone interference)


Gregg: (Comes out from the shadows and throws away his megaphone. He talks with a squeaky voice.) I can't be arsed with this bloody....RIDICULOUS contraption! Who's idea was this anyway? Right.....Hello. My name's Gregg....the....Grim Reaper, and don't laugh!


Conker: (Snickers.) Aren't you a little short for a Grim Reaper?


Gregg: Well, how many Grim Reapers have you met before, mate? What am I supposed to look like?


Conker: Hmmm....good point, and well made.



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" Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence."---------Colin Powell

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"Cartman: Hey Kyle!


Kyle: What!?


Cartman: I was wondering if you could help me with something?


Kyle: Oh, well what is it?


Cartman: I was wondering if you could help me decide what to buy with YOUR MONEY!"


-Eric Cartman and Kyle in the episode where Cartman craps out of his mouth


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Good Morning Dave. -Hal 9000 off of 2001: A Space Odyssey

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-Mitch, in Florida

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Johar Horn


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never eat a green chiken--- johar horn

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"Well you can take my class, but Dave may not know where he is sometimes." -Dave Vinson

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Johar Horn


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?????


never put your shirt on backwards- unknown



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kannibalkaney


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yeah dave is a little on the crazy side so he says weird stuff all the time


"Yeah I was having a great day, but now well, its gone bad all because that cartoon won't work on the computer. *sigh*- Dave Vinson


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Johar Horn


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what is the speed of dark?-


                                      Some sort of aol away messages site



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Mitch


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"No."


-Just about anyone who does not agree or wishes to confirm a statement, idea, or suggestion with a negative aspect.



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"Ashes to ashes fun to funky, we know major tom's a junky, in heaven's high he's getting an all time low..." -David Bowie's Ashes to Ashes


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"Bowls in or bowls out?  Confused, want me to decide?" -Hannibal Lecter to Inspector Pazzi moments before his death


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Mitch


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-Bob Dole



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"Why God Why?" 


God: "Because I can."


i don't know who said it


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