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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so fat that when god said let there be light, he had to ask yo mama to step aside


 


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Tsercaes Diov


I'm 40 and living with my mom...

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And it double as a yo mama so old joke as well.


-- Edited by Tsercaes Diov at 02:26, 2005-07-15

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Yo mama's so fat shes about three Skittles from DAAANNNG!! (actually says something else there, just use your head)

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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so fat that she defined all you can eat.


 


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PrincessGarnet


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How cute.... yo momma jokes.....

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kannibalkaney


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quotes from my world history class last semester:


Mr. Frary: What do we want to learn today class.


Kaney: Can we talk about your mom?


Mr. Frary: Kaney, you don't even know my mother.


Kaney: Neither did your dad.


Swear that this is the truth, i drove frary crazy


 


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Mitch


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kannibalkaney wrote:

quotes from my world history class last semester: Mr. Frary: What do we want to learn today class. Kaney: Can we talk about your mom? Mr. Frary: Kaney, you don't even know my mother. Kaney: Neither did your dad. Swear that this is the truth, i drove frary crazy   kannibalkaney

OWWWWW! BURNED!


Ok, here's one.....


Yo mama's so fat that Capcom hired her so she could sell shade. (Cell Shade)



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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so fat that she has to ride her own wave in to ocean!


 


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Yo mamas so fat that they had to rescue King Kong from her!

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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so fat that when she sits down to take a crap she takes a crap on the universe


 


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Murasume


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Yo mama's so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.


Yo mama's so fat, in order for your dad to kiss her, he has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in.



-- Edited by Murasume at 09:45, 2005-08-23

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Your momma's so old, she's in Jesus' yearbook.

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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so nasty that she scrapes plaque off her false teeth to season dinner


cheesy, but my style


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Johar Horn


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ive heard one: its kinda mean


yo mamas so fat that when she was walking on the beach beached whales started singing "we are family"



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Murasume


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Yo mama's so fat, everytime she wears a red T-shirt, all the kids in the neighborood follow her shouting: "Koooool-Aid!"




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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so fat that when she sweats she makes more oil than the exxon valdez spill


kinda cheesy, but kaney is fresh out of ideas right now



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Johar Horn


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hey dont worry it isnt corny, its kinda funny.

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kannibalkaney


I love XC, I love it a bunch, coz it always puts skippy in my lunch!

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yeah, i need to go and find some more yo mama jokes just so i can post, i'm runny on empty right now


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yo mamma's so fat that when she bent over, the world got mooned


now THAT was corny



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kannibalkaney


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yo mama is so fat that she takes up the entire red light district   heard it from a friend.


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