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Mitch


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Merry Christmas
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Merry Christmas, Xcalibur Comics! Merry Christmas, Murasume! Merry Christmas, Snake! Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls! Merry Christmas, you old Building and Loan! Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter! (Not Harry Potter. He's lame......then again, so is the Mr. Potter I'm referring to....)


Actually, Christmas is a week from today, but I'm already having visions of sugarplums. I know I usually throw something together like a comic about us having a Christmas Adventure, but this year, I won't be decking the halls with howls of folly. Why? Well, for one, I'm having my wisdom teeth removed, so I'll probably be too out of it to think of anything funny for a while. Also, having this site has been enough work for one season.


Oh, and as for our Jewish friends (if any are Jewish out there), I'm not failing to recognize you. It's just that Hanukkah ended 4 days ago. There, now I have no qualms about (or "aboot" for our Canadian friends, if any...) leaving anyone out.......Well, as for Kwanza, Happy Kwanza. Is that it? .......... Uh....if you're athiest, well, not much to say there...Go wait for "Mr. Ho-ho-ho" to come down your chimney or something.....(See? It's not all about the gifts!)



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kannibalkaney


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hey mitch, you forgot to wish cannibals a happy cannibal day.


 


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o.O

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Lol Mitch maybe you should get checked out by a docter, those visions aren't normal.

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In that case..


 


    I better get checked aswell...



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kannibalkaney


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of course with my lack of sanity... perhaps i should have my self commited.

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Indeed...

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i think that it would be funny if i woke up tomorrow, and these guys that were dressed up as nurses were putting me in a straight jacket, and was taking me to nearest institution


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And how exactly is that funny?

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Mitch


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Christmas will be here before you know it, so I'll continue to spread the cheer.


This is a classic I think:


 


CHRISTMAS ANGEL


 


Christmas Story for people having a bad day....


 


When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not


produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to


feel the pressure of being behind schedule.


 


Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This


stressed Santa even more.


 


When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were


about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven


knows where. More stress.


 


Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the


toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.


 


So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a


shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves


had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his


frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into


hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the


broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.


 


Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He


opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas


tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it


a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me


to stick it?"


 


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas


tree.


 


 



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Now it's Christmas Eve.


Just......throwing that out there for ya....



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Now it's christmas morning..

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Now Christmas is over....


 


I got several awesome things.


Mario Party 6, GTA San Andreas, Halo 2 (I've already beaten it, but what the heck...), and of course a Nintendo DS and Mario 64 DS.......oh, and I also got some clothes.



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kannibalkaney


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well it would be funny if the nurses were very hot


 


well for christmas i got some dvds (movies),  tales of symphonia, and lots o' money.


i think that i'm gonna save the money for later, but i bought norton antivirus 2005 for my computer which i just now installed, and one of those natural keyboards.  these things are comfortable to type on, but i got to get used to the curvyness of the keyboard.


 


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Mitch


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HAPPY NEW YEAR! See? There's no leaving out a religion in that! 
Oh, and uh....Happy....Cannibal....Day...Year...or whatever.

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too bad that i'm too young to legally drink alcohol, or i would've gotten drunk in time for the new year, but i didn't. the only thing that bites now is that i'm back in school


 


I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!!  oh well, atleast i've only got a few more months before graduation.


 


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god! i got the rest of this year, then next year i dont think i can make it,


school is lame!



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kannibalkaney


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yeah i know what you mean, but after graduation, i've got another several years of college


 


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Mitch


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Well, what the heck....it's Christmas after all. Why not get into the spirit?


Ok, actually, it's Martin Luther King Day.....but still, we're off from school, so that alone is a reason to celebrate.


So, I guess this is the thread for all holidays, whether it be Christmas, New Year, Martin Luther King Day or.....Cannibal....Day......we can all show our holiday spirit (As well as our obvious dislike for school...), and that's what makes us American. We don't have people telling us what to do or how to think. And that's kinda what I'm all about. Anyways, have a good one.



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im happy for you my friend.

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Mitch


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Yep.....completely forgot about Saint Patrick's Day.



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kannibalkaney


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and now its almost labor day


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Unnecessary Bump.

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kannibalkaney


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well it won't be much longer and it will be christmas again, then we'll have to hide from robo santa again
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..........robo santa.....since when is santa a robot.........or was that just something totaly random that u posted?

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It's from Futurama. Another fine show you've never seen cos you go to bed early.

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Can't stop this. Cannot stop this.

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Mitch


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Why did you feel the need to post that, Snake?

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I dunno. I just felt like it.

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Okay, well we have a new guideline now about staying on topic in boards like this. Go to the Newbies section to read it. Be random in the Random Stuff section. Thank you.

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