Okay I know by doing this I'm potentially going to end up being killed by someone on this forum, but I have to do it...I just can't help myself.
Okay this is going to a parody of several members on the forum including myself so not to leave any stone untouched. Now all of this is in jest and is meant to be funny so don't take anything as me being mean. I just wanna have some fun with my friends so here goes.
I'm doing this from the perspective of someone who stumbled on here for the first time and somehow read all the posts from the last year or so of operation.
Enjoy
kannibalkaney: "I hate my life, it sucks so bad. I have it really rough. I have almost everything I ever wanted yet I'm so depressed. I should kill myself. No I'm fine now really I am. I think that the jews are the cause of the world's problems. I idolize Sesshoumaru because I secretly wanna be his personal bitch. I should really go to church because I'm such a loser *combs sesshy's hair*. Halmark cards should make I loathe you cards. I hate the human race and I wanna take over the world so that me and sesshy will dominate the human race"
Mitch: "I'm a know-it-all who wants everyone to bow down to my superior moderating abilities. I am the true ruler on this forum ha ha . I am secretly in love with the Zelda series because there is no greater series of games, and nintendo is the greatest company in the history of mankind. The Xbox 359 (did that one purpose) is for losers who obsess over halo too much. My opinion is right and everyone else can just bow down and accept that. I am too good to be human because I AM A GOD."
don't kill me mitch, i'm just having a little fun
Snake: "I'm Snake and I'm the smartest one here, and I know all about computers and photoshop because I am a compter genius. Windows is the greatest thing since the telegraph. I love games based on graphics and nothing else. The sony psp is the greatest thing since windows. I only post when I have something relevent to post, and when I think that you all are worthy of my posting...which you rarely are."
Johar Horn: "I'm a NOOB and I'm proud of it. In fact this description is longer than all my posts combined lol."
Murasume: "I'm the supposed ruler of this forum, but I like never come on here to do anything leaving mitch and snake to do my dirty work while I feed my pet possums, the only things making my life worth living."
Jena Runner: "I like Zelda too."
Jena you don't really have a common thing about you to make a parody of so I'm just sticking with that That makes you unique
Aerith Gainsborough: "I'm all too kind and concerned for everone. I wish that everyone could just love each other and there would be no war and no violence."
Tom: "I'm super rude to everyone on here and have to be banned three times a day. I am really insecure with my life so I'm going to give everyone else here three helpings of hell and vulgarities a day."
jc88us: "Chainmail is the only reason for anyone to live for."
Okay now that I have officially ended my life because I know that at least mitch will come to kill me after reading this, but I just couldn't resist my urges. Feel free to do a parody yourselves, and give me your opinions, but remember I did this for nothing but sh**s and giggles so come on admit it it's funny
kannibalkaney
*sesshy smacks himself in the face and never comes to this site again*
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
I DO NOT!!! I resent that. i only agreed with everything just about anyone said while i was a noob im not a noob anymore so if i do agree i nod my head or say yep i agree to myself but i don't post anything about it anymotre unless i deem it nessicarry. and yes i do have bad spelling but it doesnt bother me it just happens to not be my strong point.
-- Edited by Jena Runner at 21:41, 2006-04-22
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
its not your fault kaney mitch just seems to not have noticed that i have changed alot from when i first came to XC so dont worry about it i'll talk to him about it on the phone sometime that way not to cause argument on the forum like last time when Mitch and the messenger got into it.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
the messenger(insert whatever number here): i'm so infatuated with men, and i can't find true love. i have the hots for like a million guys, but i too afraid to ask them if they wanna date me and then come home to my dank and dark basement and let me add you to my collection of men the world forgot about.
well jena, my goal in this is some simple fun, and if i can accomplish that all the better for me
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
well ide say that what you put for the messenger is right and it is funny to read i just didnt like what Mitch said about me and believe me i am going to mention it to him on the phone later.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
try not to kill him i mean mitch when you get passed his cold hard exterior is really a sensitive little boy only craves the love from people. wait a minute who have i said that about before?
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
oh im not going to kill him just give an ear full and then change the subject that way i dont go yelling. cause believe it or not i have a really bad temper i don't lose it very often and it takes alot to set me off but boy when i do i lose it i lose all sense of everything around me im focused on the person ive lost my temper on and what im saying. i lost it on my friend trace one time and o god the whole room when silent when i did nobody talked to me for the rest of the day even the teacher didnt really speak to me. and besides i dont want to yell at him just give him somethin to think about.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
i've only lost my self control a few times myself, but they weren't my shining moments in history. the last time i did i almost assaulted my mom's husband with a weed eater
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
Too true, Jena. You don't do that so much anymore, though you have to admit you did at the beginning. I could have said "THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY SATAN," and you would have said "Well, I see what you're saying, there."
Ok, let me have a try at it.....keep in mind, I hold nothing back, so don't be too offended.
Kaney: This is just to remind everyone, that I do in fact have an obsession with Sesshomaru (don't know if I spelled that right) and Japanese pornography, both real and anime. I have to remind you of this in 1 out of 20 posts, because if I don't, you may forget. Also, I'm in college, and I have no free time whatsoever, but by the act of some uknown, divine power, I have the highest post count by at least 600. It is the second sign of the apocalypse if my name is not the one featured on the "last post" bulletin for each and every topic.
Mitch: Well, I can't think of anything for my online persona, since Kaney did his based only off of our phone conversation which does not reflect my online persona one bit. All I've done is defend Nintendo. I've never been an advocate for them, although I admit I have tried to bring fair light to all consoles that deserve it. The 360 has yet to prove impressive, even for 360 fans. Every article I've read about the 360 that wasn't written by Microsoft (they're so in love with their bastard child, they put "You've just purchased the greatest product on Earth" or something to that nature on the setup screen) has been negative. And yes, before you ask, I have played it.
Snake: Want a sig? I'll make it. What's that? All you want me to do is put text on a picture and do nothing else to it? No problem! Please allow 6-8 months for completion.
Murasume: I just want you all to know that the word "possums" is actually spelled with a silent "O". (2 years later) Hey! You guys are in a lot of trouble! I saw that "XC Parody" thread you guys made fun of me in!
Jena: hi. im jena rnner i cam up with mynam along time ago when my frends called me that/ if they pucs bak the releese of zelda agen im gunna hat nintedo.
Johar: lol jesus
Jesus: You're such a n00b, Johar. lol
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say you wanted to see some child pronography? Here it is! -Image deleted by Murasume 6 months after original post-
jc88usus: Got maille? WE DO! Jesus ******* Christ! That is the funniest pun in the whole damn world! I came up with that myself, too! Oh, God, I'm almost as funny as Carlos Mencia!
Fairy of Darkness: Hey guys. I'm a girl over 20. No, really, I am. Don't you believe me?
vaultB: WATCH FAMILY GUY OR DIE!!!! YOU DON'T LIKE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE? **** YOU!!!!!!!
themessenger: I hate you, Mitch! It doesn't matter that you've been nothing but nice to me since I've known you, but seriously, you need to be a little more considerate to my problems! I mean, sure, I don't have any REAL problems, but can't you at least listen to me whine about guys that have a 0.00001% chance of liking me? I think I have a chance with them!
i dont think i was quite that bad even tho 99% of what was said when i first came here i did agree with i did stand up for myself and i did stand up for what i believe in but the rest is true my spelling is atrotious and i did agree with practically everything when i first came but i would never have agreed with something like that and you know it. and my spelling isn't that bad although i do leave out a letter here and there and add an extra there but its not all that bad it could be worse you know. ill come up with a parody and post it later.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
Yes, well, before we go on in this thread, just remember that it's not to "burn" people....exactly.
Just keep in mind that it's mostly a "that is so true" sort of thing.
That's the way I see it at least. Anything directed towards me, I just consider feedback on how I'm doing as GOD OF XCALIBUR COMICS (just kidding ). I don't take offense to anything, and neither should anyone else.
Although, if anything is TOO offensive (I think you all know what I'm referring to), it shouldn't be said.
Yeah, I saw that one a while back. That was a good one. I'm just surprised no one had anything to say about "The internet is for porn." If you missed it, I'll post it again.
oh i didn't miss it, i'm just using gay firefox since i'm like overflowing am browser with open tabs of you guessed sesshy fics including and older rin and i don't wanna have to cause the good browser to have a brain fart, and i have to download a plug in for firefox and i don't wanna right now so i'll check it out on am when i'm on there next time
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
Kaney: I LOVE ANIME! LIKE, OMG! I want to get down and dirty with EVERY SINGLE ANIME CHARACTER, EVEN IF IT’S A MAN (especially Sesshormaru *wink wink*)! Yeah, ya know what I mean? I’ll ginger your bread *nudge wink nudge*. Porno! Hentai! Photoshopped hentai WITH normal porno! Sexual innuendo! More sexual innuendo! I hate my life, it’s the worst thing ever. Even worse than the starving children in other countries. Firefox is t3h sux0rz because it just is. Windows in the abomination of evil, even though no one else on this forum really has any trouble with it. Did I mention porno? Or hentai? I need to mention those at least once every hour, or else you might forget about them.
Mitch: I am the king. Period, end of discussion. You think you’re right? Well guess what, you aren’t. I am. That’s the end of the discussion. Oh, and by the way, you know everything original that you’ve ever thought of? Of course not. That’s because I thought of it.
Snake: I like computers. I like making sigs. Except when I don’t. Then I can take several months, or even a year to do some simple operation like putting text on a sig. Yeah, I may be lazy. But hey, who cares? I know how to fix stuff. Firefox is the best web browser out there, Windows isn’t as sucky as everyone makes it out to be, and PC trumps consoles. Yeah, I said it.
Murasume: Hey, someone actually posted between 2 years ago and now! I…umm…check the forum EVERY day…yeah, that’s it…I just don’t post. Yeah. I’m here ALL the time. Why is everyone staring at me?
Jena: hey, did u guys hear bout th new game comming out next mnth i think it loooks prtty good
Johar: You guys are all weird! Like, lol! What? Huh? Who? One word posts rule! I swear I’m not a noob AT ALL! … Really!?
Tom: Mutilated cats? Dead babies? Child pornography? Hell yes, I’ve got em all! Even better, I’m going to SHARE all of these disgusting things with you all, and not even warn you!
Jc88usus: Visit my site and buy my maille stuff! Buy it! Buy it! It makes the world revolve! Shameless plug x 5!
Fairy of Darkness: I got nothing.
Themessanger: I LOVE boys, but they hate me! Oh, I’m so depressed! I think I’ll get on this online forum and whine/complain to people that A) I don’t even know, or B) don’t want to hear it! WAHHH! I hate Mitch, he’s such a jerk for telling me the truth!
MC Hammer: STOP! Grammar time!
There's my parody. No one should take offense to anything said in here, mostly because some of it is over-exaggerated (although I'm not too sure with Kaney's hentai and porn thing).
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ok, all I have to say to this is..... WHAT THE F**K?! I make two posts about possums and all of a sudden I'm infatuated with them? I posted possums in the random section for the hell of it because, well, it's the random section. So I said, "Hey, let's try to find something random." and I saw a pic of a possum on the internet. then I decided to play around with photoshop and see if I could slpice two living things together. Considering there were more pictures on the site I got the previous pics from had more, I used that one and george bush I believe. I have no infatuation with possums! I even ran one over the other day! and I'm on here a lot more often than when I post. I actually do have a life in which I try to grab onto as it whizzes by. With senior year ending and college is nearing, between that, work, and church, not to mention house work I have to do, I barely have time to do anything. And when I do have time, it is late at night when I am on my computer, checking the forum except here recently. Recently I've been sick and gone to bed early for me. So, let's get one thing straight: I don't enjoy possums! their ugly as I dunno what! so there, that's that, not another word about it. And I do check the forum almost every day, it's just that it's been dead here for the past few weeks.
snake that was just simply beautiful. i love how this thread is working out wow i do have an infatuation with porn and hentai bill gates must have just singled me out eh lmao
okay mura we all know that your in denial so hey we're here to help you with your possum addiction admiting you have a fetish is the first step to the road to recovery.
see i have a fetish with cheese
man i'm really tired i can't believe i just said that
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
Murasume wrote: ok, all I have to say to this is..... WHAT THE F**K?! I make two posts about possums and all of a sudden I'm infatuated with them? I posted possums in the random section for the hell of it because, well, it's the random section. So I said, "Hey, let's try to find something random." and I saw a pic of a possum on the internet. then I decided to play around with photoshop and see if I could slpice two living things together. Considering there were more pictures on the site I got the previous pics from had more, I used that one and george bush I believe. I have no infatuation with possums! I even ran one over the other day! and I'm on here a lot more often than when I post. I actually do have a life in which I try to grab onto as it whizzes by. With senior year ending and college is nearing, between that, work, and church, not to mention house work I have to do, I barely have time to do anything. And when I do have time, it is late at night when I am on my computer, checking the forum except here recently. Recently I've been sick and gone to bed early for me. So, let's get one thing straight: I don't enjoy possums! their ugly as I dunno what! so there, that's that, not another word about it. And I do check the forum almost every day, it's just that it's been dead here for the past few weeks.-- Edited by Murasume at 22:34, 2006-04-23
I think you need a hug. Or a laxative. Both of which I refuse to give to you.
Seriously though, I never saw you being 'obsessed' with possums either. I figured you had said a lot about possums off the forum. But still...chill out.
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"If you believe in yo'self, eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get eight hours of drugs, you can get work!"
The fact is, Mura posted two posts regarding possums, which is really two posts about possums too many. But when you do that online, it doesn't matter if that's how you really are. Those posts are going to represent you even if that's not how you really are.
I mean, in almost all of your parodies, they portray me as a tyranical, power hungry despot who believes he's one step down from the man upstairs. I don't have to stand here and say "that's not how I really am" because you already know that, but I'll admit that for a while, I had to keep things in line and orderly, and there's really no "nice and friendly" way to do that.
My point is, Mura, you're not on very much......here's where you'll pull about 50 excuses as to why you're not, such as "I have a life unlike you" out of your nether-regions.....and you're a little behind on posting and what's going on here, and since possums make up a small, yet noticable percentage of your posts, that's what people are going to judge you by.
I know you've only posted possum pics twice, but those two posts were your most noticable ones, and that's why they're citing the possum thing as your annoying idiosyncracy.
hey i know i came in way too late, but i couldnt help but laugh at all this ( even if some of it was about me) lol!
wow, my posts really are kinda stupid, huh? well i doubt im ever gonna change!
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"O sons of men, how long will my honor become a reproach? How long will you love what is worthless and aim at deception?" Psalms 4:2 -New American Standard
. I am secretly in love with the Zelda series because there is no greater series of games, and nintendo is the greatest company in the history of mankind. The Xbox 359 (did that one purpose) is for losers who obsess over halo too much. My opinion is right and everyone else can just bow down and accept that. I am too good to be human because I AM A GOD."
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
). I don't take offense to anything, and neither should anyone else.
