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Murasume · Administrator

Ask Mura

Murasume · Administrator

Mitch wrote:

Mura, I have a probing dillema that I could use some help with.
This guy I know just can't seem to masturbate unless there is a dog's penis in his mouth. He says the breed, size or length of the penis does not matter. Now, he's offered me a lot of moey to let him fallate my dog, Tiger, but I don't know if that's such a good idea.
I want to help my friend, but thi is werid. WHat should I do, O wise sage?

Ok, good question. I think everyone comes across this problem at least once in their lifetime. Although some confront it daily. Here's the best way to avoid him performing oral sex on your dog. What you do, is tell him that the only way he can do it, is if he does it blindfolded, because you don't think it is decent to look at the dog while he is fallating it. When he puts the blindfold on, and you have ensured that he cannot see, hold the dog at your side so it wont run off, and whip out your member. Substitute yours for the dogs, and that way, there is no awkwardness of him sucking your dog's penis, and you get something out of it as well. Just be sure that you still have your member out when he takes off the blindfold so he can see what he has done. That way he wont ever bother you again. Unless, of course he liked it better than dogs. Then you have a whole different problem on your hands.....

Murasume · Administrator

Tsercaes Diov wrote:

This is not going to go well at all >_>;;

I'll start you out with a question I guess, what is a "grid"

lmao haha it's a DeYoung reference >_>;;

A grid is a lame term used by some adults who don't understand today's Americanese. It is most popularly substituted for the word "grill" reffering to the gold, silver, platinum, or diamond plated teeth of many "thugs" or "wiggas".....

Murasume · Administrator

kannibalkaney wrote:

okay i know this guy, and i want to set up a date with him, but i'm afraid to ask so could you help with this?
kannibalkaney

*Ok, to begin, I would like to state that I am indifferent about gay people. They are just like any ohter people, and their sexual orientation does not concern me unless I am directly involved in their choice to be gay.* Ok, if he is a taker, just ask him like you would a girl I would imagine. If he's a giver, then just walk up to him with a bucket of lube, some revealing clothes and bend over in front of him. He'll take it from there.

Murasume · Administrator

Snake wrote:

You're asking for it without posting any guidelines Mura.

Where do babies come from? (And not the normal explanation. I want documented scientific proof, letters from trained physicians, and anything else you can get. After that I'll laugh because I don't give a crap about much anything scientific, so all your hard work will be for nothing.)

And if you can't answer that...

Do you like pina coladas (And getting caught in the rain)?

Not the normal explanation huh? Ok, I can go into way much more detail than sex ed ever did. However, I would rather not due to the fact that this is not in the mature section. Due to the rules, I cannot answer this question, however this site may be of some help.

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And yes, I enjoy Pina Coloda flavored drinks, however I do not consume alcohol, so I do not know what it would taste like. As for rain, I enjoy watching it, not getting caught in it.

Murasume · Administrator

kannibalkaney wrote:

hey mura, what is the best way to cover up a murder? i mean something that you don't want to ever get caught with, and is high profile?
kannibalkaney

Well, the best way to cover up a murder, is to never commit one. Honestly, though, why would you want to kill someone? How would you like it if someone killed you?

Snake · Moderator

Okay Mura.

A man is standing in a small tower that is approximately 20.31 meters from the home plate of a baseball field. This tower is standing at a height of 3.123 meters. If the man looks down at an angle of 34 degrees to the home plate, what is his total distance from the field?

-- Edited by Snake at 17:28, 2006-02-23

kannibalkaney · Date: Feb 23, 2006

Is my pe*is normal?

kannibalkaney

Murasume · Administrator

kannibalkaney wrote:

well that wasn't my question though. i mean what if i already have the body in a freezer and i want to dispose of it i mean i could do it scott peterson style, but that would just be messy.
kannibalkaney

Just leave it there, abandon your house and a few years later someone will find it and it'll reek to high heaven, so no one will know what it is.

kannibalkaney · Date: Feb 26, 2006

good point

okay next question

your at a four way stop, and one street there's santa claus standing there, and on another there's the easter bunny.

on the third street there is a fun loving lesbo who likes guys as friends only, and on the last street there's a man hating dike.

which one goes first?

kannibalkaney