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Tsercaes Diov


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Your daily dose of bad jokes.
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Here's where I'm gonna drop all my really crappy jokes... >_>;;

Why's six afraid of seven?

Because seven has a gun!

Ba dum bum psh!

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kannibalkaney


I love XC, I love it a bunch, coz it always puts skippy in my lunch!

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did you hear about the three car pile up in mexico?


it killed 64 people


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How did Helen Keller break her arm?


She tried to read a stop sign going 40 mph.




Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?


You would too if your name was Eeeaaauuuurrggghh.

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What did Helen Keller do after she drove to Houston?


She didn't. She was blind and deaf.



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Riku


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Nice, I need to think of some corny jokes myself for later .


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Murasume


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Hey, have you guys read Helen Keller's autobiography that included her diary that she kept over 20 years?


Neither did she.

-- Edited by Murasume at 23:11, 2006-05-03

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


The Holocaust.



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Mitch wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.


For some reason, that one made me laugh.

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Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty nine years olds?


Because there's twenty of them


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Mitch


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Well, it made me laugh too. That's why I posted it.


So, what's the difference between a pirate and a child with AIDS?


A pirate is most commonly associated with sailors who fought and killed other sailors for their goods and money, although nowadays it is more loosely used for people who copy software illegally. A child with AIDS is a very sad sight because no parent should ever have to face the tragedy of burying a child.



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Jena Runner


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ok this ones a clasic. Why did the Football coatch go to the bank?


to get his quarter back



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Nice, why will you never get lost in Los Angeles?


Because there's AIDS on every corner


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Mitch


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What do you call a homosexual on a wheelchair?


Rolaids.



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Riku


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Hey that describes that wheelchair lady that follows me around at school.  She's a homo, and in a wheel chair.  Wow the irony   I'm being serious because she's unfortunately told me stuff that wanted to make me stab myself in the brain so maybe I would forget all about it .


What do you call an old black man hanging from the ceiling of a barn?


Antique farm equipment.


 


A little racy but not too bad


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