There were three people, two men and a woman (who were all married, but not to each other, of course) who wanted to join the FBI. They went to a remote area as a training ground where they met their instructor.
The instructor led the first man to a tent where he gave him a pistol.
"Inside this tent is your wife," he said. "To be accepted as an FBI officer, you must aim this pistol at her head and kill her."
The man said "I can't do that. I love her too much to kill her."
The instructor took the pistol from him and said coldly, "Go home. The FBI has no use for you."
The instructor then brought the next man's wife into the tent and said the same thing to the second man.
"Inside this tent is your wife. To be accepted as an FBI officer, you must aim this pistol at her head and kill her."
The man took the pistol and went inside. He came back out a few minutes later.
"I couldn't do it. I can't kill my own wife!"
The instructor tok the pistol from him. "Go home. The FBI has no use for you."
He then brought the woman's husband into the tent and brought the woman to the tent.
"Inside of this tent is your husband. To be accepted into the FBI, you must aim this pistol at his head and kill him."
She took the pistol and went inside. The instructor heard one shot.....and then another....and another. Then several shots. He then heard sounds of a struggle coming from within. Finally, the woman comes out of the tent and says, "When I fired the gun, there was only blanks in it so I had to beat him with the chair to finish him off!"
You know any jokes? We need this section bumped big time. If you do post them here. If they're a bit more mature, post them in the mature jokes section. It's below the General Mature section.
I know what you mean, there are too many people with their heads stuck in gutter nowadays. I wish that people wouldn't see stuff like that. My boyfriend Brandon and I are plenty content to just simply be around each other and nothing like that ever happen. We both decided to wait till marriage .
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We both want to get through college so that we will be able to financially support ourselves. See myself personally I never want to just have sex...I want to make love because it means that you have to be in love with your partner, and under God's eyes marriage is the only legitimate way to fulfill that . I hope that wasn't too mature for this topic.
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Your right, I'll try to find some jokes to post here in my next post . I just have the habit of simply replying to a person's post no matter what it says . However, I like to see what the thread is about so that what I say is actually relevant, but I guess I got off track too a bit.
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i really don't think anyone cares if we stray a bit off topic, but oh well. personally, i just need some, and i'm not above ordering a bride from russia to do it
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