big mike was a hugely over weight guy, and i said that to him, and he attacked me and i said that i was being sucked into his gravity well.
daniel cooper is a guy that hung out with us and we all hated him except for aaron, and one day i had to take a crap and i said his first name for crap and his last name for my a**
a guy named john smith who kinda fried his brain of pot said that and just because the way he looked all serious an all when he said that we got a good kick out of it.
we made fun of my drafting teacher all the time all because i asked him one day if he liked little children and he said yes so the chronicles of petaphile patton was born.
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
Will Davis ran for president of TSA and since I wasn't there to vote, he assumed that I would vote for him because he gave me a adamantium sword that requires two hands to wield on an MMORPG.
When I told that to Tom, he thought that a "two-handed addy" was some sort of sexual favor.
(i.e.: The hobo had to give two-handed addys to complete strangers in alleyways.)
Note: Will Davis did not win the election. Heck, he didn't even get Sargeant at Arms. But if he was ever president of the United States, you know he'd win cos he'd give out data on online games in exchange for votes.
hey daniel bungie decided that they would single out you of all of thge people on planet earth so, they would make YOUR copy of halo 2 glitch everytime you shot at the enemy
kannibalkaney
so dallas who plays data and who plays tosha yar eh
kannibalkaney
-- Edited by kannibalkaney at 01:21, 2005-10-16
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
hey mike remember not to roll with the cameral this time.
my friend aaron is really into backyard wrestling, and big mike usually video tapes the matches, and this one time he tripped and fell, but the camera was still "rolling" and it was really funny to watch so we began to say hey mike your rolling with the camera.
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
last year in school, my friend T and i had a mentally chalenged friend named G(im not saying their names because they are very unique, and they are probably the only ones in the area with that name.) and there was this extremely obese lady that G made fun of constantly(he is mentally challenged, remember) whenever she wore floral patterened clothes, he would call her the forest TO HER FACE! T and i had a ball last year with him, and if i could, i would go back there in time and escape frome all the horrors of the high school world.
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"O sons of men, how long will my honor become a reproach? How long will you love what is worthless and aim at deception?" Psalms 4:2 -New American Standard
ok only me and Johar will find this funny. but here goes
Picky, Picky, Pickle.
i'm not going to even bother explaining it cause most likely you guys wouldn't find it funny anyways.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
kaney, aaron, big mike, daniel, and john are all outside in the small basket ball court behind patton's class. it is one of the last days before school lets out for that year, and before all of the above said people except me will attend class together.
aaron, mike, john, and daniel are playing basketball, and kaney doesn't like sports so he is resting with his back to the wall. well kaney is bored, and pretends to have a keyboard (pc keyboard) and begins to type out random stuff like (I like cheese, Daniel is a dumbass, etc...), well daniel and aaron catch me doing this, and say kaney are you air typing? i just look at them pull my hands back to me out of the air and say no i wasn't doing anything.
then they are like hey we caught you air typing, and well that legend still gets touched upon almost weekly
kannibalkaney
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
those of you who go to AHS currently, probably know a short, fat, dark-haired guy, named Derek Beggi (also known as Bit**y). i sit with him in the mornings, and one morning, he decided to screw with another guy, who just so happens to know karate....(named Philip)
well....Beggi hits Philip, and Philip gets him in a choke hold (almost instantly) and bashes Beggis head into the top of the back of a lunch room seat.....
Needless to say (but i will anyway), Beggis eyes were watering just a little (lmao), and immediately runs off out of the cafeteria....
Me and the rest of the guys just cant resist messing with Beggi about that, and he will most likely NEVER live it down.
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"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"
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Ok, we've all played 007 Goldeneye for the Nintendo 64 right? Well my friend Cody and I used to play it all the time back in 1998 and 1999. Well you know how they had little computer panels that you could shoot and they would blow up. Well me and Cody would be playing and one of us would blow up every computer in the room.
Then we would say out little catch phrase: "007 you just blew up the most advanced computer in the world, what do you have to say for yourself?"
007: "Oopsy."
I know it's corny, but hey we got a lot of kicks and giggles out of it in our day .
some inside jokes me and a few of my buddies shared while in high school: biggrin:
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her. ~Author Unknown
No, see, these aren't funny because they are inside jokes.....WE DON'T KNOW WTF THEY MEAN!!!!!!!!
There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
